Justice League Trailer Is Here!

Justice League Trailer Is Here!

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Here is the trailer for DC’s forthcoming Justice League movie,which bizarrely leaves out Superman completely. Oh yeah, he is dead i remember. Riiiiight.
Overall, the problem here is that I do not really care about many of the characters. Aquaman is one of those second division characters whose comics you bought because they were always in the bargain bins and Cyborg is, er, who is Cyborg again? The Flash is probably someone that we will like more when the film is out, although it might confuse fans of the TV version, but then again I saw every episode of the nineties version when Sky showed it in prime time, so at least I have some kind of history with the character. And Wonder Woman…Er, does anyone really care about WW? I expect her standalone movie to be DC’s first relative flop, it might make back its money on Blu Ray buys but it is hardly going to be a billion dollar epic.
Truly all this trailer does is make me want an Affleck Batman movie, perhaps with Casey Affleck as The Penguin and Dane DeHaan as The Riddler. Come on Hollywood, Billion dollars there!

CD : Steel Panther ‘Lower The Bar’

CD : Steel Panther ‘Lower The Bar’

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I had the same problem with Steel Panther that I had with The Darkness at the beginning, they just seemed to be taking the piss out of music that i loved. But now, in the same way that The Darkness got the Queen producer in for the second album, Steel Panther suddenly sound, to quote Steve Lamacq, for real.
Lower The Bar is essentially Warrant’s debut album crossed with Dr Feelgood, which if you any kind of late eighties glam metal fan is as big a compliment as you can pay.
Sure these songs lean on famous Crue and Warrant tunes and they give a shout out to both Nikki Sixx and Dokken, but this is very much their own party, with Poontang Boomerang aping all of the finest 80s metal anthems and That’s When You Came In is Warrant’s ‘Heaven’ with more oral sex.
Essentially if you love 80s glam metal then this is a return to a magical time where all your favourite songs were just about girls you’d never know and drinks you’d never consume.
This is essentially CC Deville, Jani Lane and Vince Neil havin’ a party at the Roxy which is as high a compliment as you can pay such a record. Awesome.

Poem : A Foxcub shawl, Discarded

Poem : A Foxcub shawl, Discarded

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I want to curl myself around your petite frame
Like a foxcub shawl, discarded.
I can keep you warm
As you keep me sparkling
Like non-cheap lemonade
But you intoxicate me like the finest wine.
I just want you to be mine.
Not like a possession
It is not cheap obsession.
I just want to lie with you
And laugh with you
And do all the things those happy people do.
You mean as much to me as my favourite album, on repeat.
My library of classics,
My endlessly watched movies,
A favourite shirt.
I run to you like Bryan Adams
Singing songs like Ryan Adams.
You are so beautiful,
You dazzle me with your light.
I can feel my heart beating like an old tin drum,
Faster and faster at the thought of your smile.